ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

(via ugly)

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

(via pizza)

gatorbiscuits:

im at dinner
gatorbiscuits:

im at dinner

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via ugly)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

(via pizza)

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~ Bloody Knife